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I like bread

Monday, Sep 9, 2019

I have a research proposal due today, and since I’m pretending to still be a university student I suppose I’d better do it.

I spend a lot of time thinking about what the hell I’m doing with my life, and after a while I get hungry. Banjos – a very Australian name for a bakery chain – satiates my existential hunger with two bacon and cheese pull-apart loaves for $10. I don’t know what that would be in American money. Probably like $6.80 or some bullshit because our exchange rate is absolutely not very fair dinkum at the moment.

I suppose what I’m saying is I eat as lot of bread, and I appreciate you guys being here for it. I despise the idea of myself blogging but sometime I need an outlet.